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hutch0
Date: 2009-05-07 12:06
Subject: the poles are coming. again.
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Bogna's continuing plan to destroy my brain rebuild the flat has reached its latest - and hopefully final - stage of building: the new kitchen.
While this is by no means as major a piece of work as the loft conversion was, it's not insignificant, either.
In truth, the kitchen does need a severe makeover. The plaster on the walls and ceiling is cracked, the cupboards have been on their last legs for years, someone needs to get the lino up and check the boards. And so on.
So at some point very very soon, one of our signature gangs of Polish lads will be descending on the flat. The kitchen will literally be stripped back to the floorboards and the brickwork. The lath-and-plaster wall between the kitchen and the bathroom probably needs to be tied to the outside wall and/or have a new joist put underneath. There will be new plastering, new units, a new cooker. The existing doorway will be sealed up, partly with a stud wall and partly with glass bricks, and a new doorway will be made (I'm still rather confused why we have to do this, but apparently it'll all work out fine.)
Two and a half weeks, we're told, and we'll have a new kitchen. The (still sadly-LJless) OJM quibbles with me about this; based on her experiences having her kitchen remodelled, she thinks it'll take more like seven weeks. But her kitchen is the size of the UN Building, while ours is crowded if Bogna and I and all the cats are there at the same time.
The Polish lads, while they're here, will also be tiling the porch at the top of our front steps and the path down to the gate, and they'll be trying to do something about propping up the shower tray upstairs. The head honcho, Krszysz, came to have a look at the conversion work a couple of months ago, and described it as `a tragedy.'
I'm actually going to miss the old kitchen. It was impossible to keep the damn thing clean - particularly after we got the cats and discovered that cat hair and grease have much the same affinity as oxygen and hydrogen, except what you get isn't water but a furry coating resistant to all known forms of cleaning short of napalm - but I've been cooking in there for seventeen or eighteen years and I knew where everything was and could put my hand on the salt or the potatoes or the herbs with my eyes shut. Now I'm going to have to learn it all over again.
One thing I'm really going to miss is the cooker, which was old and battered and had the numbers worn off most of the knobs but which did sterling service and never let us down. I wanted to keep it, but in the Brave New World of Bogna's new kitchen, there is no place for it.
I'm not sure when this is all going to take place. We spent much of last weekend moving stuff out of the kitchen in preparation, and we may have it for one more weekend, but I'm certainly down to my last few days in my kitchen.

edit Bogna just rang. Work starts tomorrow. Which means we face a mad last-minute scramble to finish clearing the kitchen tonight. Which is not unusual.
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pds_lit: Snoozling Pucca
User: pds_lit
Date: 2009-05-07 13:41 (UTC)
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Keyword:Snoozling Pucca
Yep, just be prepared for a few weeks more than estimated. :)
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2009-05-07 23:10 (UTC)
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As you can see, there's even a scientific formula for it. Perhaps Thog can put it in Bogus Science. Ah, happy days...
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pds_lit: Snoozling Pucca
User: pds_lit
Date: 2009-05-08 03:16 (UTC)
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Keyword:Snoozling Pucca
But it will be so nice when it is all done.
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2009-05-08 23:18 (UTC)
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I do hope so. I really do.
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2009-05-07 14:35 (UTC)
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My sympathies . . .

I honestly expected a different theme, based on your subject line, and admit to being a tat disappointed. Oh well . . .

big hugs back! J
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2009-05-07 23:04 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Well, I was going to kick off with the theme you expected, and then segue into the stuff about the kitchen, but I was having one of those days.
Good to see you again. You okay? Big hugs.
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2009-05-08 15:54 (UTC)
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You okay?

No. Drugs help numb the pain but can't keep the crazy grief in check. Not sleeping, depressed and sobbing much of the time. And time is the rub; only its passage will dull the ache. This said, grief never really goes away.

How's little Kuron doing? Hope all the cats aren't too upset about the remodeling being done. It's a hardship whenever we do anything to the home.

Hang in there. You and Bogna will be enjoying your new kitchen soon.

*hugs* J
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2009-05-08 23:17 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
No, the grief never goes away. But in time it does become manageable, and that really is the best we can hope for.
Kuron is still holding his own, and even seems to be getting better. He seems a lot more like his old self these days. Thing is, we've sort of rehearsed our goodbyes and we know everyone's done their very best for him. It's not like with Zilla, who you seem to have lost in the most senseless way, and my heart goes out to you.
The cats appear to be coping with the remodelling the way they cope with everything and just taking it in their stride. Unlike me. We go on.
Big hugs.
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mylefteye
User: mylefteye
Date: 2009-05-07 17:01 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Me and Jill had our kitchen gutted and extended about ten years ago. I still have the scars. Oddly enough, today, we were discussing how we can freshen it up. Wall tiles, new flooring and blinds. Nothing to the order of magnitude of your operation, but bad enough for me. Jill also mentioned making room for a dishwasher, which necessitates throwing out our washing machine and tumble drier for a combined washer/drier. My wallet's is contracting at the thought of all this.

Good luck, my friend.
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2009-05-07 23:09 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
We're having a dishwasher as well, which still baffles me. There are only two of us, for Christ's sake; why do we need a dishwasher? It's a good thing I got that story done before all this started. *mumble mumble mumble*
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mylefteye
User: mylefteye
Date: 2009-05-07 23:19 (UTC)
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My argument against getting a dishwaher is we have an eight-year-old daughter. Give her a stool so she can reach the sink... Quids in.
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2009-05-08 23:20 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
I have a similar argument, although not involving children. I was outvoted.
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User: (Anonymous)
Date: 2009-05-07 17:18 (UTC)
Subject: The pseudo-scientific estimate ...
I feel compelled to state that this was not an arbitrary estimate. Contractors are the most optimistic people in the whole world. The 7 weeks is based on the following:
(1) The tried and true calculation that remodeling contractors
are in complete denial over is (2 X estimate) + 2 weeks
(2) You were given the estimate of 2-and-a-half weeks.

Further, if after the plaster and lino are removed, the contractors are frank enough to re-evaluate their time estimate, one still has to apply the formula (because they are, in fact, still optimistically delusional). Every time the time frame is re-evaluated, one must apply the formula.

Now then, to avoid a situation similar to Xeno's paradox, happily phases like "just a few more days" does translate to only 3 weeks ((3 days or so) X 2) + 2 weeks = approximately 1 week + 2 weeks ...

Finally, if the contractors keep their mouths shut about such things while they are working, one finally gets "out of the room" as Xeno would say. Well, actually, he'd have said more along the lines of "από το δωμάτιο"

I just wanted a chance to clarify.

Hugs
-the other jean marie
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2009-05-07 23:06 (UTC)
Subject: Re: The pseudo-scientific estimate ...
How did you do the Greek text?
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User: (Anonymous)
Date: 2009-05-07 23:32 (UTC)
Subject: Re: The pseudo-scientific estimate ...
Choose from the following answers:

A: I'm fluent in ancient Greek and have a special program that changes my keyboard so that I can type lickety-split (γλείψιμο-αυτός-τσάι-διάσπαση) in ancient Greek to all my Ancient-Greek-speaking friends. Εντάξει, κάνω το αρνί.

B: The technofairies that live in our garage love the insertion of mathematical concepts in postings to literary folks and wanted to help out.

C: http://babelfish.yahoo.com/

D: It is written.

-the ojm
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2009-05-08 23:19 (UTC)
Subject: Re: The pseudo-scientific estimate ...
I never looked at Babelfish before. I think I'll check that out...
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jmward14: DuzWriter
User: jmward14
Date: 2009-05-07 19:11 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
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{{{{{hutch0}}}}}
My sympathies. I've been putting off getting the house repainted--just painted, mind you--for years.
Hugs and consolation,
Jean Marie
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2009-05-07 23:06 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
I suspect this is the one that finally sees me going into rehab.
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RealThog: shoe
User: realthog
Date: 2009-05-07 20:53 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:shoe

Condolences, mate.

Glenmorangie's serviceable.
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2009-05-07 23:07 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
I've laid in a stock of Tesco's and I'm hoping the thing about MPs' expenses will lift my spirits for at least the next four or five days.
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