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if it's friday night, it must be... - The Villages

hutch0
Date: 2008-02-22 22:37
Subject: if it's friday night, it must be...
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Location:the utility room in the sky
Mood:amusedamused
Music:bob mould
...another totally gratuitous meme!



Your home is a

Magic Time-Lord's Manor

Your kitchen consists of dilithium-powered food replicators, manned by obedient robot slaves, who are sure to never, ever rebel. I mean, it's preposterous to even consider it. There's a pantry stocked with beef jerky. Oh, and deer jerky. Your master bedroom is decorated to look like the treetop village of the Galadhrim. Your study has every science fiction title ever written. One of your garages contains a life-sized X-Wing fighter, and KITT. (KITT was a gift from a well-meaning uncle.)

Your home also includes a robot repair bay, where your mechanized servants are routinely fitted with new restraining bolts. (It's just a precaution.) Your guests enjoy your home theater with hi-def plasma screen TV, and the thrones you watch it from. Outside is your radio telescope, listening constantly for alien transmissions. Especially invaders. They'll come eventually, even if nobody believes you. (Nobody does.)

And, you have a pet -- a unicorn named "Shadowhooves".

Below is a snippet of the blueprints:


Find YOUR Dream House!



This one via pds_lit
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RealThog: sunset
User: realthog
Date: 2008-02-22 22:48 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:sunset

"if it's friday night, it must be another totally gratuitous meme"

Oh, shit, must it?

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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2008-02-22 23:04 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
It is in our house. That's the house with the study containing every science fiction title ever written, you know.
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RealThog: Jim's bear pic
User: realthog
Date: 2008-02-22 23:10 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:Jim's bear pic

Ah, yes: Hutch - the man who put the "Fan" in "Fanthorpe" . . .

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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2008-02-22 23:13 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Nope, I did `tho'; somebody else must have done `Fan.'
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RealThog
User: realthog
Date: 2008-02-22 23:33 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Then what about "rpe"? And what does it mean?

Role-Playing Ego?

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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2008-02-22 23:47 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
I dunno. I think they got Julian Barnes in to do `rpe.' They did ask me to put the `n' into `Lionel' as well, but I didn't feel up to it so they asked Martin Amis.
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