(Oh, come on, it's been a while since the last one)
Looted from marlowe1.
For this one, I typed in `Dave' rather than `David.' The alarming thing is, I know who two of them are. One plays in the NHL, I think in Los Angeles. The other's a sports journalist with the Newark Star-Ledger. Here he is being interviewed about something called `The Jets.' I was expecting something about aviation, but it's not.
Typing in `David' instead gives us 721 people with my name, so altogether that makes 737 False Hutches. If you should meet any of these imposters in your travels, be sure to let them know that you'll accept no substitutes...