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Date: 2008-06-20 23:14
Subject: stop press from the islands of lost feet...
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Breaking news brought to you by the Unsleeping Eye of Thog (well, as it was last night it's technically broken news, but you know what I mean.) It turns out that the fifth foot found in...do you need me to recap the story? Anyway. Turns out it was a hoax. According to the local coroner, it was a `skeletonised animal paw...inserted into the shoe and packed with dried seaweed.'
So we're back to four right feet and no closer to the resolution of this business. And now someone with an inventive mind, a strange sense of humour, and access to skeletonised animal paws has entered the picture. I've never visited the Pacific Northwest, but it sounds a passing strange place...
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User: hutch0
Date: 2008-06-20 23:50 (UTC)
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Sadly not. I was hoping The New Foot would point the way to a resolution, but it appears an Arsehole has contaminated the story. Since Thog emailed me the link I've been imagining The Arsehole selecting the specimen from their collection of skeletonised animal paws they would least miss, and cackling a la Beavis and Butthead at how cool this would be. The Arsehole needs to be shaken by their ears. For quite a long time. Forever, in fact.
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User: rou_killingtime
Date: 2008-06-26 08:28 (UTC)
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"someone with an inventive mind, a strange sense of humour, and access to skeletonised animal paws"

Sounds like the janitor from Scrubs...
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User: hutch0
Date: 2008-06-26 22:14 (UTC)
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Yeah, what is that bloke doing right now...?
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