Breaking news brought to you by the Unsleeping Eye of Thog (well, as it was last night it's technically broken news, but you know what I mean.) It turns out that the fifth foot found in...do you need me to recap the story? Anyway. Turns out it was a hoax. According to the local coroner, it was a `skeletonised animal paw...inserted into the shoe and packed with dried seaweed.'
So we're back to four right feet and no closer to the resolution of this business. And now someone with an inventive mind, a strange sense of humour, and access to skeletonised animal paws has entered the picture. I've never visited the Pacific Northwest, but it sounds a passing strange place...