Love me? They've made me famous! My #1 New York Times
bestselling self-help book The Catspew Diet
, together with associated DVDs, tv series, franchises, residential courses and mobile phones, have made me better known on a global scale than God -- and richer!
I'm currently having my team of Vestal Virgins write up the sequels, Catspew Soup for the Soul
and Women are from Venus, Men had Better Admit They're Catspew
. Soon to be not just in a bookshop but in many
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