The first is gakked from lilithsaintcrow (who only managed a paltry 12 in her Readability Index *breathes on nails, polishes them on lapel*)
The Blogalyser reveals...
Your blog/web page text has an overall readability index of 15.
This suggests that your writing style is conventional
(to communicate well you should aim for a figure between 10 and 20).Your blog has 5 sentences per entry, which suggests your general message is distinguished by clarity
(writing for the web should be concise).
Your text shows characteristics which are 56% male and 44% female
(for more information see the Gender Genie).
Looking at pronoun indicators, you write mainly about yourself, then the world in general and finally your social circle. Also, your writing focuses primarily on the present, next the past and lastly the future.
Find out what your blogging style is like!
The second came from clicking on a link in the original meme, and I'm gratified to discover that I'm weirder than 93 percent of other LJers, although I'm puzzled about giving a percentage score for uniqueness. Uniqueness, I was taught at school, is an absolute, like being alive or being dead. Either you are or you're not, there are no degrees. Still, as I seem to score zero percent for uniqueness, it seems I'm not. Bollocks.
So, hutch0, your LiveJournal reveals...
You are... 0% unique and 92% herdlike (partly because you, like everyone else, enjoy writing). When it comes to friends you are normal. In terms of the way you relate to people, you are keen to please. Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is absurdly obscure.
Your overall weirdness is: 60
(The average level of weirdness is: 27.
You are weirder than 93% of other LJers.)
Find out what your weirdness level is!