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hutch0
Date: 2008-09-05 23:43
Subject: living with crazy buttocks
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I'm not sure whether pds_lit managed to see this before it was tucked away into the depths of the BBC website, but every year since 1978 The Bookseller magazine has been awarding a prize to the oddest book title it comes across. Down the years, the Diagram Prize has been won by such august tomes as Oral Sadism And The Vegetarian Personality, The Big Book Of Lesbian Horse Stories, and How To Avoid Huge Ships. This year's prize has just been awarded to Derek Willans's 1996 book Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers.
More here. And surely to god there's room in the Vortex Of WeirdTM for at least a couple of these...?
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RealThog: real copies!
User: realthog
Date: 2008-09-05 23:37 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:real copies!

"crazy buttocks"

That's that stuff they inject to make your lips look like Angelina Jolie's, isn't it?
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2008-09-05 23:44 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Like Angelina Jolie's buttocks?
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RealThog
User: realthog
Date: 2008-09-05 23:53 (UTC)
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I think if you had lips like Angelina Jolie's buttocks the term "sup wi' a lang spoon" would take on a whole new meaning.
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2008-09-05 23:59 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
It's a thought though, isn't it? I'll certainly sleep better for it...
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RealThog: real copies!
User: realthog
Date: 2008-09-06 00:03 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:real copies!

Eh? Dreaming about looking at yourself in a mirror and pouting? Something like that?
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2008-09-06 00:07 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
I dream of little else.
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RealThog
User: realthog
Date: 2008-09-06 00:10 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Does that nice wife of yours know this?
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2008-09-06 00:17 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
That I'm comforted by the idea of having lips like Angelina Jolie's buttocks? No. It's our secret, yours and mine.
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RealThog
User: realthog
Date: 2008-09-06 00:42 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

"It's our secret, yours and mine."

My printout of this conversation is already in the mail to her.

No, not to Angelina.
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2008-09-06 22:53 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
I'm just wondering. If it's possible to have lips like Angelina's buttocks, might it not also be possible to have buttocks like...
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2008-09-06 01:20 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
"It's our secret, yours and mine."

Not anymore.

You dogs (sup wi' a lang spoon!).

Greek Rural Postmen . . .anything like "beware of Greeks delivering large packages"?
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2008-09-06 22:54 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
It's true. Many's the time our Greek postman has delivered a padded envelope to us and it's turned out to contain almost a hundred fully-armed hoplites.
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Kat: applause
User: artykat
Date: 2008-09-06 01:17 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:applause
2007: If You Want Closure In Your Relationship, Start With Your Legs (Simon & Schuster US)

'nuff said
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2008-09-06 23:19 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Indeed.
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(no subject) - (Anonymous)
calcinations
User: calcinations
Date: 2008-09-06 18:30 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
To be fair, you do have to eat, so selling chick lit is probably the quickest least painful way of getting enough money so you can eat.
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