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Date: 2008-11-18 22:32
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The Guardian is reporting that the Australian Navy will be getting a two-month holiday over Christmas. Now is the time to invade, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. I plan to rename the country `Hutchland,' I will make my capital at Coober Pedy, and Elle McPherson shall be my Queen.
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2008-11-18 23:07 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Of course you can be Second-in-Command, glad to have you aboard. I have my eye on New Zealand, as well. Also Tasmania and Antarctica. Antarctica should be a walkover; they don't have any armed forces.
I don't know whether Coober Pedy is mined-out yet or not - I suspect not. As Second-in-Command, you would of course have sole mineral rights. I just wanted my capital there because that's where they filmed Beyond Thunderdome and it looks well cool.
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2008-11-18 23:14 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
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Mad Hutch, Road Warrior King of Coober Pedy and Beyond.

Antarctica has Emperor Penguins, hasn't it? And hot headed moles that can burrow up through the snow and ice and eat a man alive where he stands.

I'll take the Coober Pedy detail, thanks muchos.
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pds_lit: Arthur
User: pds_lit
Date: 2008-11-18 23:15 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:Arthur
Oh shit! This is starting to sound like toilet lemmings in Guts!
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2008-11-18 23:54 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Wait a minute . . . who gets South Wales? Me or Pam? And anyway she thinks we sound like, well, toilet lemmings. Hm. Like we don't know what toilet lemmings are.
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2008-11-19 00:08 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
You get New South Wales, should you want it, having already cornered the world market in black opals.
I have no idea what a toilet lemming is, but it's an image which is going to fester.

Edited at 2008-11-19 12:09 am (UTC)
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pds_lit: Arthur
User: pds_lit
Date: 2008-11-19 00:14 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:Arthur
Toilet lemmings are the creepy little buggers in Dearest's book (Earthdoom - sorry referenced the wrong book) that he co-wrote with Dave Langford...they attach from below.

they are blivets J!
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2008-11-19 00:16 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound sack!

Er, edited to say, Blivets are ten pounds . . .!

Edited at 2008-11-19 12:17 am (UTC)
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2008-11-18 23:19 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
There will only be one Emperor in Antarctica, and it won't be no penguin. Our Imperial forces will deal with the moles as and when.
You're welcome. You can also have New South Wales.
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User: txtriffidranch
Date: 2008-11-18 23:58 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
You say that now. It's when you're surrounded and they introduce themselves with "I am Penguin Sek!" "I am Penguin Thay!" that you'll be sorry.
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2008-11-19 00:06 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
I know. They are implacable enemies. There are so many of them. And they all look alike.
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RealThog: heffalump
User: realthog
Date: 2008-11-19 00:18 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:heffalump

"Antarctica should be a walkover; they don't have any armed forces."

But they do have various Lovecraftian Old Ones entombed under the timeless snows, don't they? Those could be a bit of a hazard -- vaster than empires and more vicious, sort of thing.
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2008-11-19 00:30 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
But to be fair, I have sarcobatus and artykat. Elder Gods? Schmelder Gods.
Love the sig, by the way.

Edited at 2008-11-19 12:30 am (UTC)
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2008-11-19 01:01 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
The Elder Ones don't stand a chance against post menopausal women.
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RealThog: heffalump
User: realthog
Date: 2008-11-19 01:10 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:heffalump

'Course, H.P. Lovecraft wrote about the Elder Ones under his pseudonym Hugh Lofting as well -- hence the Pushme-Cthulhu.
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2008-11-19 22:19 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
No one stands a chance against post menopausal women.
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