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hutch0
Date: 2008-11-18 22:32
Subject: happy holidays
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The Guardian is reporting that the Australian Navy will be getting a two-month holiday over Christmas. Now is the time to invade, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. I plan to rename the country `Hutchland,' I will make my capital at Coober Pedy, and Elle McPherson shall be my Queen.
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pds_lit: Arthur
User: pds_lit
Date: 2008-11-18 23:15 (UTC)
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Keyword:Arthur
Oh shit! This is starting to sound like toilet lemmings in Guts!
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2008-11-18 23:54 (UTC)
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Wait a minute . . . who gets South Wales? Me or Pam? And anyway she thinks we sound like, well, toilet lemmings. Hm. Like we don't know what toilet lemmings are.
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2008-11-19 00:08 (UTC)
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You get New South Wales, should you want it, having already cornered the world market in black opals.
I have no idea what a toilet lemming is, but it's an image which is going to fester.

Edited at 2008-11-19 12:09 am (UTC)
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pds_lit: Arthur
User: pds_lit
Date: 2008-11-19 00:14 (UTC)
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Keyword:Arthur
Toilet lemmings are the creepy little buggers in Dearest's book (Earthdoom - sorry referenced the wrong book) that he co-wrote with Dave Langford...they attach from below.

they are blivets J!
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2008-11-19 00:16 (UTC)
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Ten pounds of shit in a five pound sack!

Er, edited to say, Blivets are ten pounds . . .!

Edited at 2008-11-19 12:17 am (UTC)
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pds_lit: Arthur
User: pds_lit
Date: 2008-11-19 00:23 (UTC)
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Keyword:Arthur
There ya go!
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RealThog: morans
User: realthog
Date: 2008-11-19 00:24 (UTC)
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Keyword:morans

"they are blivets"

What's a blivet?

On a technical note, in Earthdoom it's the sentient superglue what attaches the penseur to the toilet seat "from below"; only then do the hordes of feisty lemmings come swarming up the plumbing to . . . well, to continue swarming carnivorously upward, as it were.

It's all very poetic.
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pds_lit: Arthur
User: pds_lit
Date: 2008-11-19 00:35 (UTC)
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Keyword:Arthur
Oh Dearest! Honestly! Hint: those that don't want to flush
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2008-11-19 01:06 (UTC)
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It's my understanding that blivets are those who don't want to use a toilet in the first place, because they like to, um, unload it all on other people instead.

Hence, the ten pounds of shit in a five pound sack.
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pds_lit: Arthur
User: pds_lit
Date: 2008-11-19 01:12 (UTC)
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Keyword:Arthur
What? Never heard of the blivets that float in the toilet bowl of life? :)
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2008-11-19 01:16 (UTC)
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Of course I've heard of them! I'm surrounded by them! I live in the great toilet bowl of life!
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2008-11-19 00:52 (UTC)
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Looks like I need to get on Earthdoom soon, after I finish with The World. :D
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RealThog
User: realthog
Date: 2008-11-19 01:06 (UTC)
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"Looks like I need to get on Earthdoom soon, after I finish with The World."

It's, um, a slightly different book. I blame Langford.
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2008-11-19 01:09 (UTC)
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Right. ;P
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2008-11-19 21:54 (UTC)
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That's right, blame Langford...
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