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hutch0
Date: 2008-11-18 22:32
Subject: happy holidays
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The Guardian is reporting that the Australian Navy will be getting a two-month holiday over Christmas. Now is the time to invade, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. I plan to rename the country `Hutchland,' I will make my capital at Coober Pedy, and Elle McPherson shall be my Queen.
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RealThog: morans
User: realthog
Date: 2008-11-19 00:24 (UTC)
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Keyword:morans

"they are blivets"

What's a blivet?

On a technical note, in Earthdoom it's the sentient superglue what attaches the penseur to the toilet seat "from below"; only then do the hordes of feisty lemmings come swarming up the plumbing to . . . well, to continue swarming carnivorously upward, as it were.

It's all very poetic.
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pds_lit: Arthur
User: pds_lit
Date: 2008-11-19 00:35 (UTC)
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Keyword:Arthur
Oh Dearest! Honestly! Hint: those that don't want to flush
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2008-11-19 01:06 (UTC)
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It's my understanding that blivets are those who don't want to use a toilet in the first place, because they like to, um, unload it all on other people instead.

Hence, the ten pounds of shit in a five pound sack.
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pds_lit: Arthur
User: pds_lit
Date: 2008-11-19 01:12 (UTC)
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What? Never heard of the blivets that float in the toilet bowl of life? :)
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2008-11-19 01:16 (UTC)
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Of course I've heard of them! I'm surrounded by them! I live in the great toilet bowl of life!
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RealThog
User: realthog
Date: 2008-11-19 01:26 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Meanwhile, there's a Scotch whisky you should seriously avoid called Glenblivet . . .
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2008-11-19 23:22 (UTC)
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Oh, I dunno. Sounds rather interesting...
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RealThog
User: realthog
Date: 2008-11-19 23:26 (UTC)
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"Oh, I dunno. Sounds rather interesting..."

Are you off your meds again?
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2008-11-19 23:40 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
This could get very interesting . . .
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2008-11-20 00:01 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
It's a Scotch, isn't it?
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2008-11-19 00:52 (UTC)
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Looks like I need to get on Earthdoom soon, after I finish with The World. :D
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RealThog
User: realthog
Date: 2008-11-19 01:06 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

"Looks like I need to get on Earthdoom soon, after I finish with The World."

It's, um, a slightly different book. I blame Langford.
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2008-11-19 01:09 (UTC)
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Right. ;P
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2008-11-19 21:54 (UTC)
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That's right, blame Langford...
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RealThog: morans
User: realthog
Date: 2008-11-19 23:28 (UTC)
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Keyword:morans

Okay, I shall.
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