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hutch0
Date: 2008-11-20 19:05
Subject: it's...!
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Location:home
Mood:delighteddelighted
Music:news 24
Deck the village hall with holly and ivy and some of those paper chain things. Open a keg and fill a paddling pool with some of that punch. Light candles, sing hey nonny and pray join me in the Ancient Tap Dance Of Welcome (discovered written on a packet of Rizla Papers in a safety deposit box at the Bank Of England) for danacea is among us. Welcome, Danie.
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RealThog: heffalump
User: realthog
Date: 2008-11-20 21:24 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:heffalump

"Probably made with ginger ale and lime sherbet, and not an ounce of anything more worthwhile."

And Tesco's ginger ale and lime sherbet at that.
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2008-11-20 22:03 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:Nevada Jenny
Hey, I'm in the loop now. I know all about Tesco's. I dun read the book.

Welcome, Danie. But be forewarned, Hutch gets raunchy with his LJ sometimes. We've tried to get him into some kind of therapy, but to no avail.

Forewarned is forearmed. ;D
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RealThog: morans
User: realthog
Date: 2008-11-20 22:29 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:morans

It's his forearms you gotta be careful of -- well, the business ends of them, anyway.
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2008-11-20 22:35 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
*snigger*

Truer words . . .
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RealThog
User: realthog
Date: 2008-11-20 22:46 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

You do notice him and Bogna have buggered off to swig the good stuff while leaving the rest of us stuck here with this bloody punch, do you?
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2008-11-20 22:52 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:Nevada Jenny
As long as Hutch and his hands were nowhere near the punch bowl, I'll be happy.
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RealThog
User: realthog
Date: 2008-11-20 22:59 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

I think he washes them betweentimes, doesn't he?
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2008-11-20 23:00 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:friends
I dunno and I ain't asking.
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RealThog: the city in these pages
User: realthog
Date: 2008-11-20 22:34 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:the city in these pages

"I dun read the book."

It's in Tesco's that his hero and heroine fall in love, isn't it? -- halfway between gardening supplies and toiletries.
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2008-11-20 22:45 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:friends
It's halfway between spirits and toiletries that they fall in love, and this only after tossing back a liter of Tesco's vodka. But then, Hutch spotted a cute little gerbil in the pet department and went home with her instead.
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RealThog
User: realthog
Date: 2008-11-20 22:48 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

And the gerbil's never been seen since, although occasionally, on a windy night, you can hear its plaintive cry . . .
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2008-11-20 22:53 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Lol!
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2008-11-20 23:44 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
I think you guys are actually writing your own book here...
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RealThog
User: realthog
Date: 2008-11-20 23:47 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Maybe it's Twilight we're thinking of. Easy enough to get the two confused.

Not saleswise, of course.
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