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hutch0
Date: 2008-11-22 23:34
Subject: conrad speaks
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Mood:calmcalm
Music:never mind the buzzcocks
The prisoner formerly known as Lord Black offers us this disquisiton on US jurisprudence. My favourite line involves his magnificent wife Barbara, `who visits me once, twice or even three times each week and lives nearby in our Florida home with her splendid Hungarian dogs.' My second favourite line involves a job offer from Lord Hurd.
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2008-11-23 00:34 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:TP
Arrogant drivel.

Easy to drop the "H" sound on Lord Hurd.
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2008-11-23 00:35 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:Minute
Oh, I meant to tell you I think your little badger is cute.
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2008-11-23 16:32 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Ah, but this is the ratel or honey badger, and he's here because of this story from last Summer, which includes the immortal phrase, "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area." I know there's nothing funny about Iraq, but the story tickled me. Somehow it became the presiding spirit of Schadenfreude Corner.
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2008-11-23 18:41 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Well, at least the Iraqis didn't blame Americans, for a change.

However, I too have heard rumors about you Brits sowing man-eating badgers here and there around the world to expand your Empire. I understand honey badgers are your military front-line.

We'll need to employ them for our Australian invasion.
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2008-11-23 23:01 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Yes, our legions of mighty war-badgers bestrode the world during the reign of Queen Victoria. But, you know, defence cuts and all that. We have to make do with battle-hamsters these days.
But you're right, we must get hold of some honey badgers or we'll never be able to establish a beach-head in Australia.
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2008-11-23 23:26 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Gerbils can head-up our undercover special ops incursion.
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2008-11-23 23:35 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
They're already working undercover to destablise the government. Sneaky little bastards.
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2008-11-24 00:58 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:Nevada Jenny
They're also good for bringing up the rear.
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2008-11-24 09:56 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
*ker-ching*
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2008-11-24 16:27 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
*bows*
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