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hutch0
Date: 2009-04-15 23:23
Subject: it's...!
Security: Public
Location:home
Mood:delighteddelighted
Music:porcupine tree
Mow the Village Green, set up the maypole, dust off the Wicker Man, gather together whatever liquor and choccies Selkie, Lili and Thog have left us, and pray do the Ancestral Time Warp Of Greeting (discovered carved into the face of a mountain buried three kilometres beneath the Antarctic ice) for onyxhawke is among us. Welcome, Michael.
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RealThog
User: realthog
Date: 2009-04-15 23:55 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

"whatever liquor and choccies Selkie, Lili and Thog have left us"

Oho, someone is yet again trying to shuck off responsibility for the devastation of the goodies in the kitchen even before the guests arrived, eh? It's lucky his surprisingly nice wife was there to let us in, because he'd never have managed to get as far as the front door unaided.

Welcome, Michael! That loud, echoing noise in the background is your host . . .
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rou_killingtime
User: rou_killingtime
Date: 2009-04-16 00:07 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Oh my god! Someone left Hutch0 unattended in the kitchen and he is now a 40 stone bloater? Is anyone planning an intervention? ;-)
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RealThog
User: realthog
Date: 2009-04-16 00:09 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

I don't think anyone dare intervene. You know what he's like when he's had a few bottles of Clan McTesco Special Reserve.
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2009-04-16 15:32 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Hang on, where did the bloater come from...?
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2009-04-16 01:14 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:Nevada Jenny
As long as Hutch doesn't eat one of the cats an intervention won't be necessary.

Welcome, Mike. But abandon hope . . . it's a madhouse here. You do realize Hutch lives in Friern Barnet, don't you?
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jmward14
User: jmward14
Date: 2009-04-16 06:03 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
*user waves*
Not to worry, Mike, I'll tell you ALL ABOUT hutch0 at RavenCon. You're safe once you know where all the bodies are buried.
Cheers and grins,
Jean Marie
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2009-04-16 15:29 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
No one's safe; that's why I had to bury the bodies in the first place...
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2009-04-16 15:26 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
We can never find a policeman to put in the damn thing, that's why it's all dusty...
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RealThog
User: realthog
Date: 2009-04-16 15:43 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

"Thog poured the liquor into the sink"

Well, none of the glasses were big enough . . .
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Kat
User: artykat
Date: 2009-04-17 19:10 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Lord a'mighty, y'all are nuts here tonight!
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2009-04-17 20:55 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
What do you mean, `tonight'?
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User: sarcobatus
Date: 2009-04-17 21:42 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Yes, we are all nuts, every single one of us. Haven't you heard? The entire planet is one big insane asylum.
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2009-04-17 22:42 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Well, one likes to think one's own little corner of it is an oasis of sanity...
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