Shake off that post-election ennui, get the mower out and cut the grass on the village green, someone nip down to Tesco's for a couple of bottles of that rum Selkie likes so much, and pray perform with me the ancient Jitterbug Of Greeting (discovered etched onto the hull of a crashed alien spacecraft at Roswell, New Mexico) for the possumqueen is among us.
Welcome. Pull up a pew, grab a beverage, watch out for the 'gators.