January 20th, 2008

Aye-Aye

chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird

The presence of Chuck Norris on the campaign trail has not gone unremarked over here. The Observer ran what I thought was a very interesting piece about his involvement in Mike Huckabee's campaign today.
It was interesting enough in itself, but it contains a link to a website called Chuck Norris Facts, which has sustained me through a very long day of editing and generally shuffling stuff about for NW2. I'm not sure whether or not it's supposed to be ironic, but it claims to contain `facts' about Chuck Norris which the gentleman himself has approved.
My favourite is: Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Closely followed by: Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Mind you, it's okay for me to be amused: he isn't here...
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