Set up the marquee on the village green, roll out the barrel, deck the halls, string up the bunting, and pray gather together to do the ancient shadow-puppet show of greeting (discovered in 1982 on an ancient Egyptian papyrus found hanging on the wall of a kebab shop in Burnley) for altariel
is among us!
Welcome, Una. Pull up a seat, grab a drink, and make yourself at home. Just don't drink from the olympic-size swimming pool full of daiquiris - that's for Selkie.