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it must have been a hell of a party... - The Villages

hutch0
Date: 2007-12-12 11:32
Subject: it must have been a hell of a party...
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Following the election of new Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd, who put his hands up to a drunken visit to a lapdancing club in New York, another Australian politician has been outed for having rather too much of a good time. Nigel Scullion wound up stripped to his underpants and handcuffed to a pole dancing pole during a visit to a Russian strip club.
What I love about Rudd and Scullion is the way they haven't tried to sleaze their way out of it. Rudd basically said he was too drunk to remember what had happened, and Scullion said, "It was a terrific night. If you ever get an offer to go drinking with Icelandic whalers and Canadian crab fishermen, take them up on it."
Very hard to imagine, say, Jack Straw or Gordon Brown being that honest.
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RealThog
User: realthog
Date: 2007-12-12 15:01 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
a whole new spin on foreign policy

As in, "Whoops! Silly mistake! I thought I was dancing with a Pole."
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2007-12-12 15:16 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
You see, I referred to it as a `pole dancing pole' because I knew if I just called it a `pole' someone would start making Polish gags. But he did anyway...
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RealThog: 'Ronica
User: realthog
Date: 2007-12-12 15:55 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:'Ronica
"a fatal blow to the head"

Only works sometimes.
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2007-12-12 16:23 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
I'm sorry, I read that as `invertebrate punning.' It's been one of those days.
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calcinations
User: calcinations
Date: 2007-12-12 19:29 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
*pulls out axe*
Did someone mention fatal blow to the head?



(Which could also be a band name)
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2007-12-12 22:26 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
I think I used to have one of their albums.
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