It's come to my attention that someone masquerading as our Prime Minister recently appeared on American Idol.
This was not Gordon Brown.
This is Gordon Brown.
And this is the man who claimed to be him on American television. You'll see it's a spirited try, but he actually smiles more in about thirty seconds than the real Gordon Brown has in the past thirty years, and that was his undoing. Actually, I find the real one less scary.
So once again, People of America, I implore you. The person on American Idol was a rank imposter.