hutch0 (hutch0) wrote,

if it's friday night, it must be...

Well, not quite, but it turns out that sloths have been unfairly maligned down the years for being, well, slothful. According to the BBC, new research has revealed that, far from spending all their lives fast asleep, in the wild sloths don't sleep any more than other creatures, and spend the rest of their time partying and driving Porsches. Indeed, in the wild a sloth can do the hundred metres in under thirteen seconds. Okay, I made that up, but you get the idea. Turns out the little furry bastards have been kidding us along all these years. No doubt when they feel the time is right they'll turn on us with lightning-swift ninja moves and that will be the end of human civilisation.
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