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if it's friday night, it must be... - The Villages

hutch0
Date: 2008-05-16 23:18
Subject: if it's friday night, it must be...
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Location:the utility room in the sky
Mood:amusedamused
Music:blackmore's night
...LOLsloths!
Well, not quite, but it turns out that sloths have been unfairly maligned down the years for being, well, slothful. According to the BBC, new research has revealed that, far from spending all their lives fast asleep, in the wild sloths don't sleep any more than other creatures, and spend the rest of their time partying and driving Porsches. Indeed, in the wild a sloth can do the hundred metres in under thirteen seconds. Okay, I made that up, but you get the idea. Turns out the little furry bastards have been kidding us along all these years. No doubt when they feel the time is right they'll turn on us with lightning-swift ninja moves and that will be the end of human civilisation.
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Kat: Bear tongue
User: artykat
Date: 2008-05-17 00:23 (UTC)
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Keyword:Bear tongue
also amused!
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2008-05-19 22:18 (UTC)
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Still, I won't be turning my back on any sloths anytime soon. Just in case.
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Kat: LOL!
User: artykat
Date: 2008-05-20 18:16 (UTC)
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I completely agree, and I won't be turning my back on them either!
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2008-05-20 22:13 (UTC)
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Very wise.
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rou_killingtime
User: rou_killingtime
Date: 2008-05-17 01:46 (UTC)
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I for one welcome our new ninja sloth overlords.

Still, it could be worse - they could be spy sloths!

http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/sloth.jpg
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hutch0
User: hutch0
Date: 2008-05-19 22:17 (UTC)
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That sound you heard from a few miles to the south a couple of days ago was me laughing my head off. Brilliant.
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